{"id":97,"date":"2007-02-06T02:01:25","date_gmt":"2007-02-06T01:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.main-vision.com\/richard\/blog\/?p=97"},"modified":"2020-04-27T13:32:53","modified_gmt":"2020-04-27T11:32:53","slug":"on-an-amusing-conversation-in-denmark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.main-vision.com\/richard\/blog\/on-an-amusing-conversation-in-denmark\/","title":{"rendered":"On an amusing conversation in Denmark"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span><p>We had been walking around various parts of Demnark with a friend when he said that we should go to a bar. In some countries the name would not be allowed but in this part it is. It&#8217;s spunk bar. It&#8217;s located on one end of Westbork in Copenhaguen.<\/p>\n<p>We were having a drink when a person with a chinese tattoo walked past and told us &#8220;this is snake&#8221;, a strange statement. He went and sat down for a bit, then came back and asked if we knew goose eye. Nope, first I&#8217;d heard of it. He went back to his seat.<\/p>\n<p>Are you American? was his next question. No I live in London.<\/p>\n<p>He went away again.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, do you know how an ash tray flies. Both my friend and I were perplexed, wondering what he meant by that. &#8220;well I do&#8221;, back to his seat.<\/p>\n<p>Do you know scientology, nope. Ok, yet again to his seat.<\/p>\n<p>Where in London&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Do you know churchill park? nope, it&#8217;s a nice place. They bury people there.<\/p>\n<p>This is probably the best example of surrealism I have seen in a long time. Those fragments are so random that we couldn&#8217;t help but burst out laughing. How often do you hear this type of statement?<\/p>\n<p>After that he went away and the episode was finished.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading Time: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>We had been walking around various parts of Demnark with a friend when he said that we should go to a bar. In some countries the name would not be allowed but in this part it is. It&#8217;s spunk bar. It&#8217;s located on one end of Westbork in Copenhaguen. We were having a drink when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,4,5],"tags":[2260,120,2261,2259],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-random","category-travel","tag-absurd","tag-conversation","tag-denmark","tag-surrealism"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.main-vision.com\/richard\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.main-vision.com\/richard\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.main-vision.com\/richard\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.main-vision.com\/richard\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.main-vision.com\/richard\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.main-vision.com\/richard\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.main-vision.com\/richard\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.main-vision.com\/richard\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.main-vision.com\/richard\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}